Eric AndersenSo:ren Berner • Christoph Bruckner • Martín La Roche Contreras • Sam Curtis • Romain Gandolphe • Andrew Gannon • Steve Giasson • René Haustein • Rodrigo Hernández • David Horvitz • Institute of Infinitely Small Things • Florence Jung • Jana Kapelova • San Keller • Jirí Kovanda • Michikazu Matsune • Jeffrey Perkins • Diamond Petrić • Julien Prévieux • Rosalie Schweiker • David Sherry • Rosa Sijben & David Bernstein • Mladen Stilinović • Gorod Ustinov • Yann Vanderme • Mona Vâtâmanu & Florin Tudor • Anna Witt
Text by Valentinas Klimašauskas •  Credits


Considering that the best way to keep a “performance” alive is to repeat it, Thomas Geiger has collected 28 concepts of various artists which he is going to repeat himself during the 2nd Festival of Minimal Actions in the public space of Paris.



OPENING
In honor of Guy Debord the festival will be opened at the forefront of the Ile de la Cité on September 23rd, 7pm. This spot was the favorite place of Guy Debord to meet and discuss with the other Lettrists. It is also the place where Michèle Bernstein, Guy Debord’s wife, spread his ashes into the river Seine. Please join in for the opening with drinks and a collective performance.


24. Sept—21. Oct
Rosa Sijben & David Bernstein NL/US

MAGNUM SPATULA & OBJECT
I carry a work by Rosa Sijben & David Bernstein in my pocket. During the entire exhibition period I take it with me everywhere I go. Feel free to ask me to show you the work. (First performed in Amsterdam-New York-Cincinnati-San Antonio, 2012)



25. Sept
Romain Gandolphe FR

11,192
I sit on a bench and count out loud as far as possible. (First performed in Lyon, 2014)


26. Sept
Anna Witt DE

KONTAKTE [CONTACTS]
I ask strangers at the station if I can frisk them and if they would do the same with me. (First performed at Munich Main Station, 2005)



27. Sept
So:ren Berner SVE

VOYAGER
I ask random people to enter a rowing boat. With full concentration and without talking to the audience I row: SILeNT CITY. Each letter is to be rowed in full length of the boat, the entry and exit point of each letter is done when the front and the back of the boat has passed through. Between each letter is a break of 3 seconds. (First performed in Zug, Switzerland, 2015)



28. Sept
Jiří Kovanda CZ

UNTITLED
On an escalator … turning around, I look into the eyes of the person standing behind me … (First performed in Prague, 1977)



29. Sept
Christoph Bruckner AT

UNTITLED (CIRCLES)
I draw circles on squares and sidewalks by putting a stone under my shoe and a twist of 360° on one heel. (First performed in Vienna, 2014)



30. Sept
Eric Andersen DK

OPUS 95—A 3000 m WALK
FOR A GROUP OR SOLO
What appears as the essential thing of this action is the situation(s) in which the instructions mentioned below are being realized. The relations between your attribute(s) and the instruction(s) will always and only turn out to be a multiple of the term: kilometer! The instructions for individual realization are stated in brackets.

0,000 km

select a group of 9 persons from the room and consider yourself a member of this group. Give to each member a number from 1 to 9. (Walk about the town, the streets, the corridors, the room or any other place.)


0,500 km

With this group walk about the town, the streets, the corridors, the room or any other place. (Continue to walk – repeat: hoc volo, sic jubeo, sit pro ratione voluntas.)


0,600 km

continue to walk – the whole group: breathe. (do)


0,630 km

continue to walk – person number (p) 5 in the group: close your left eye. (do)


0,800 km

continue to walk – p 7 in the group: move your left leg 2 cm to the right. (do)


0,970 km

continue to walk – p1 + 4 + 9: look to the right when passing a fiveseater taxi. (do)


0,998 km

continue to walk – p 6: look out of the window. (do)


1,300 km

continue to walk – the whole group: open your right eye. (Wipe out the number 2.)


1,330 km

continue to walk – p 1: touch p 3. (Vary the above mentioned instruction.)


1,400 km

continue to walk – p 9: place your left hand on your right knee. (do)


1,700 km

continue to walk – p 3: light a cigaret. p 4: breathe and wink.(do)


1,850 km

continue to walk – p 1+9: move your right shoulder to your right cheek. (do)


1,933 km

continue to walk – p 2: move over to p 4. (Eat 3 gr. of butter).


1,978 km

continue to walk – p 1: turn around. (do)


2,000 km

continue to walk – p 3 + 5 + 7 + 9: move your head. (do)


2,250 km

continue to walk – p 8: replace p. by t. by n. (do)


2,500 km

continue to walk – p 6: keep your left hand still. (do)


2,750 km

continue to walk – p 4: place your tongue at your lower teeth. (do)


2,755 km

continue to walk – half of the group: do what you would have done in any case. (do)


3,000 km

continue to walk – p 2: notice that it is raining. (do)


(First performed as group in Copenhagen, 1959 and solo in Moscow, 1964)


1. Oct
Diamond Petrić MNE

BEAUTIFUL HANDS
I say to a cashier: “You have beautiful hands.” (First performed in Podgorica, 1997)



2. Oct
David Horvitz US

UNTITLED
In the middle of a city, starting from one point, walk the distance of the horizon, just crossing over the point of where the horizon would be. (First performed in Berlin, 2012)



3. Oct
Julien Prévieux FR

ROULADES
I am rolling through the city (streets, parks, shopping centers  …) (First performed in Grenoble, 1998)



4. Oct
Mladen Stilinović CRO

FOR MARIE ANTOINETTE ’68
I place breads in a row on the side-walk and put paving stones on top of them. (First executed in Copenhagen, 2008)



5. Oct
The Institute for Infinitely Small Things CA

RUN
For an hour, I take turns running back and forth in front of the Nike Store. (First performed in Boston, MA, 2005)



6. Oct
David Sherry UK

GREAT MEALS I NEVER HAD
I approach the first restaurant cautiously. Finding a table with dirty plates, I sit down. I make sure no one notices me, then I catch the waiter’s eye and signal for the bill. I say: “That was lovely, thanks can I get the bill?” (First performed in Bamberg, 2006)



between 23. Sept—21. Oct
Rodrigo Hernández MX

GO IN SILENCE
I suddenly leave a dinner without saying anything to anyone. I walk back home alone in the night. (First performed in Venice, 2015)


8. Oct
Jana Kapelová SK

IF YOU HAD TIME, WOULD YOU FIND TIME?
Dressed like a Jehova’s Witness I introduce articles out of contemporary art magazines to the passers-by. (First performed in Bratislava, 2013)



9. Oct
Martín La Roche Contreras CL

VISITS & EXCURSIONS
I arrange 5 stickers as a random pattern and transfer it on a city map of Paris. I go to these 5 places and put a sticker onto an object that I find there. (First performed in Paris, 2014)



10. Oct
Andrew Gannon UK

T-SHIRT WORK
I wear a T-shirt marked ‘T-Shirt Work’ as part of an ongoing work with no fixed size and no fixed location. (Ongoing series, 2014)



11. Oct
Yann Vanderme FR

TO DO THINGS AT 33%
I wait in line to Notre Dame for 33% of the distance to the entrance. (Premiere, various 33% actions performed in Paris, 2006—2009)



12. Oct
Michikazu Matsune JP

WHISPERER
I whisper headlines from newspapers into ears of random passers-by. (Performed in Vienna, 2010)



13. Oct
Steve Giasson CA

INVISIBLE PERFORMANCE NO. 5
For a certain time I adopt the position of Edward Degas’ sculpture Marie van Goethem at a street corner. I remain there standing at rest, legs apart, feet forming the fourth position in classical ballet, hands behind the back, erect torso and head thrown back. (First performed in Montréal, 2015)



14. Oct
Gorod Ustinov RU

MICROSIGHTS
I’m looking for my personal “Microsights” on the streets of Paris. (First performed in Izhevsk, 2011)



15. Oct
Rosalie Schweiker DE

A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA (variation)
I sit with a friend in a bar and speak about bra-shopping. (Premiere)



16. Oct
Mona Vâtâmanu & Florin Tudor ROM/CH

MANIFESTFUL
Empty sheets of paper are launched from a high building as a simple gesture questioning the meaning of resistance. (First performed in Alterlaa / Vienna, 2005)



17. Oct
San Keller CH

SAN KELLER DEMONSTRATES
WITH YOUR MESSAGE IN NEW YORK
I demonstrate with your message in Paris. (First performed in NYC, 1999)



18. Oct
René Haustein DE

RICHTLINIE NR. 275
I walk through the Louvre with my fly open. (First performed at Art Cologne, 2014)



19. Oct
Jeffrey Perkins US

STREET PIECE
I am chained with handcuffs to a bus stop bench for an indetermined length of time. (Premiere, proposal, Los Angeles, 1967)



20. Oct
Sam Curtis UK

DEPARTMENT STORE AS STUDIO
I go to a department store and re-arrange large quantities of products into new sculptural formations. (Premiere, 2015)



23. Sept—21. Oct
Florence Jung FR

JUNG34
I was wearing a fake rolex during the entire Festival of Minimal Actions. I was allowed to reveal the piece only to those who noticed the watch. (First performed in Ausstellungsraum Klingental, Basel, 2014)





PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS


1.

The forthcoming scene might look familiar. I believe you have seen this scene in a movie, written or elsewhere.

2.

There is this elegantly moving person on a street, in public transport or in a forest, who becomes a victim of aggression. S/he is sitting still or moving smoothly, not too extravagant, naturally incorporated in the surroundings. S/he is looking through a window or walking from A to B, apparently contemplating another moment in her/his life, enjoying the melancholy of existence, though surrounded by others, with others. Suddenly a stranger enters the scene comes into focus. Usually it’s a male stranger, a strangler. Nervous, unshaved, wearing jeans. He attacks our unsuspicious and calm character. Or so it seems.

3.

You feel shocked. I hope you recall memories of a movie now.

4.

‘What’s to be done?’ is your natural reaction.

5.

If this was not a movie, you might be scared but you know what to do. You know the instructions. You look for your phone. You call. You ask for help.

6.

They will help you. ‘Please wait until you receive further instructions.’ This is how they finish the conversation with you.

7.

If this was a movie, the attacked character may turn out to be an AI, a robot or an alien. In this way you should not feel too shocked since the victim is not a real person with that skin burning and peeling off. With cold camera lenses as eyes. Still looking at you. Which actually means into the other cold lenses of the cinematographer’s camera. Silicone implants instead of sexual organs. They want you to notice it. It’s supposed to be ok. It’s part of the script.

8.

Or have you noticed repetition in your life? Any reoccurring glitches in the political life of your country?

9.

Isn’t it another dream and  /or a nightmare of scientists to reprogram the whole universe while using robots, nanorobots, and brainwashing on a wavelength level so the universe is programmed at the most fundamental subatomic level?

10.

Reality doesn’t exist until we measure it, quantum experiment confirms.1

11.

Reality doesn’t exist until it is programmed, is set according to instructions.

12.

If you are reading it, it means you’ve been already instructed. You obeyed.

13.

The grammar is another set of instructions.

14.

Who was the first to propose that the world, reality is programmed and programmable? Greeks already knew it. A stereotype answer. That’s why they had gods who already were coding, programming, hacking.

15.

Time for some historical art references.

16.

 “The idea, of course, was Duchamp’s.”2

17.

 “All that exists, or remains, of Duchamp’s stay in Buenos Aires is a readymade. Though of course his whole life was a readymade, which was his way of appeasing fate and at the same time sending out signals of distress. As Calvin Tomkins writes:  “As a wedding present for his sister Suzanne and his close friend Jean Crotti, who were married in Paris on April 14, 1919, Duchamp instructed the couple by letter to hang a geometry book by strings on the balcony of their apartment so that the wind could ‘go through the book, choose its own problems, turn and tear out the pages.’” Clearly, then, Duchamp wasn’t just playing chess in Buenos Aires. Tompkins continues:  “This ‘Unhappy Readymade’, as he called it, might strike some newlyweds as an oddly cheerless wedding gift, but Suzanne and Jean carried out Duchamp’s instructions in good spirit; they took a photograph of the open book, dangling in midair (the only existing record of the work, which did not survive its exposure to the elements), and Suzanne later painted a picture of it called ‘Le Readymade malheureux de Marcel’. As Duchamp later told Cabanne,  “It amused me to bring the idea of happy and unhappy into readymades, and then the rain, the wind, the pages flying, it was an amusing idea.” I take it back: all Duchamp did while he was in Buenos Aires was play chess. Yvonne, who was with him, got sick of all his playscience and left for France. According to Tompkins: “Duchamp told one interviewer in later years that he had liked disparaging ‘the seriousness of a book full of principles,’ and suggested to another that, in its exposure to the weather, ‘the treatise seriously got the facts of life’.”3

18.

 Again and again, we may also remem ber Yoko Ono. Her instruction book  “Grapefruit” contains a series of  “event scores” and was published as early as 1964. One of the pieces reads:

SNOW PIECE, 1963

Think that snow is falling. Think that snow is falling

everywhere all the time. When you talk with a person, think

that snow is falling between you and on the person.

Stop conversing when you think the person is covered by snow.

19.

 “Please wait until you receive further instructions.” Most contemporary artists produced one instruction piece or two. Think of white male conceptualism or projects like “Do it!” on e-flux. Cooking instructions, the Decalogue, dieting instructions, social engineering, social sculptures, tips for better sex, safety instructions, etiquette, etc. Everyone is a guru now and there are instructions for everything. Even robots are learning how to make sushi by ‘watching’ YouTube videos.5

20.

 This was not written by a robot by the way. Although I am not sure I would pass a Turing test. Remember Gertrude Stein? She wouldn’t.6

21.

The last time I took the metro I participated in a surprise performance. A couple was having an argument in public and everyone around apparently was laughing into their palms. Greeks invented drama and the labyrinth. I always feel reminded there. Even on trains. Sometimes they call it bureaucracy, not a labyrinth. Others say bureaucracy and a labyrinth are the same. Some say it’s the creation of public space and democracy that is the most important attribute of ancient Greece.

22.

 However, let’s return to the performance in the metro. Was it a staged performance? Was it a sign that public life in Greece is going back to normal after hard times of austerity when news about suicides, including in the metro, was in everyday news? Was I witnessing a social sculpture?

23.

 Have you noticed a lonely man changing clothes or blinking while walking alone in the park?

24.

 Whatever is your answer is, please wait until you receive further instructions.

1 More about it: www.sciencealert.com/reality-doesn-t-exist-until-we-measure-it-quantum-experiment-confirms
2 Roberto Bolańo, “2666”, translated by Natasha Wimmer (London: Picador, 2009).
3 Ibid.
4 More at: www.e-flux.com
5 More at: www.kurzweilai.net/robot-learns-to-use-tools-by-watching-youtube-videos
6 More at: www.theawl.com/2014/03/robopoetics-the-complete-operators-manual


— Valentinas Klimašauskas
Athens-Vilnius, 2015


CREDITS
Concept: Thomas Geiger, email
Text: Valentinas Klimašauskas
Proof reading: Lona Gaikis
Design + development: Astrid Seme, Studio

© 2015 Thomas Geiger, the artists and authors.
Thanks to all the artists contributing in the festival and sharing their concept.

This festival has been made possible through Thomas Geiger’s project “1 FOR YOU 1 FOR ME” and the contributions of Frederic, Alexandre, Rémi, Alexj, Adrian, Jordan, Sylvie, Marian, Krasimir, Igor, Miki, Romana, Sylphide, Piotr, Serge, Costica, Edu, Robert, Vigay, Anca, Fabian, Alexia, Vitor, Florence, Duri, Mari, Asen, July, Florin, Sky, Patrick, Marecl, Ivan, Mickael, Kristel & Marlin, Christian, Wilfried, Murat, Elvio and Marco.